i could never be american because whenever I get a big drink I'm like oh great now I have to drink this big drink. i have to take care of this big drink they gave me. everything is terrible in the world

too many upset americans in the notes of this post. why don't you come over and take care of that big ass drink for me then. why don't you carry it around for me. you must've built up a lot of muscle dragging those drinks around every day. why don't you help me drink it since you're oh so experienced at drinking big drinks. two straws. one cup. why don't you tenderly look into my eyes over the styrofoam rim. we could share a moment and a drink together, feel the intimacy of experiencing the same thing at the same time. at the end of the day my opinion on big drinks will have shifted. it's not the sugar on my lips that changed my mind. i love you but I'll never say. you mistake my fear for indifference and we break each other's hearts. I'm resentful towards big drinks again but it's for a far more complicated reason than just my being European. not that anyone would ever notice the difference. well, except for you, I suppose. funny to think that the only person who knows that about me is a complete stranger. who said that

Call me crazy and biased (I am) but I truly believe Revali is the best zelda character. Whether you love or detest him, everybody has a strong opinion about Revali, and this impact has granted him such a high status in my eyes.

Again, I'm definitely biased, but I feel like those who love Revali absolutely adore him, to the point I feel he's the champion I see the most content about now. He has fewer fans than other zelda characters due to his rough exterior, but the few who come to appreciate his character tend to emphatically relate to him, and usually stick around longer, granting him a sense of longevity.

All this to say that I just think it's cool that while this character may not be the most popular, he's had the impact to continue rotating in our brains since 2017. I know I will continue to spin him around there for years to come, as I'm certain all that have stuck around this long will, too. Our most favorite blorbo.

nonspace.